Standing on that podium, he searched through the faces of all the agents present, he knew that this was the make or break point for almost all of em's careers, this was an action that was unprecedented in agency history, But he was the director, nobody could fucking stop him now.
"Good day Agents, you have all heard rumours that I'm about to retire and pass over the baton to someone among you, the new generation. Well the rumours have been right".
At this point, the room was so silent you could hear a thread of hay float in the air.
"but you all have different abilities that can make either one of you a great choice for the future of this agency. Since I have to select just one person out of you lot, I have therefore come to a conclusion that we'd have a wager."
Many agents shifted in their seats, some of the more experienced ones hid their emotions better.
"Through out my 45 years as an agent, I have caught many international spies, criminals and terrorists, but there have been 5 spies I could never catch, the elusive 5, I have decided that the position of Director of the agency will be handed over to whosoever catches the most criminals out of the elusive 5"
It was at this point that the newbie, Agent J blurted out a question "What if two agents apprehend two people out of the 5 each and another agent apprehends the last criminal, who among the prior 2 get the position"
The director replied, "They both get to share responsibilities and the salary I got as the single director of the agency will get halfed to accomodate both agents, so bottom line is don't fucking let someone get to share your glory"
He stared at all of their faces and saw the grim looks the agents were now giving each other and he knew they had gotten the message.
"Now to the elusive 5;
Number 5 on the list is Bitch Neptune:
Male crossdresser with a multiple personality of a woman,
believes herself to be a lesbian sometimes and to be bi-sexual at other times
Claims to Hate men"
"Number 4 on the list is the Dominatrix:
Nobody knows what her real name is, some say it's "Chioma", others say it's "J", Known for using curves as her major weapon, extremely dangerous, Claims to be submissive and also claims to hate 3somes"
"Number 3 on the list is the Piekuza:
Complex structured criminal organization working in the handling of bress and pies. Claims to hate burgers and mildly tolerate shawarma"
"Number 2 on the list is the Deejah:
She is not to be trifled with, well known for teasin her victims before leaving their bodies hanging upside down with their balls painted blue, major weapon of choice is bress and heat"
"And the elusive number one is the one known as Frost:
Nothing is known about him apart from his proof of existence being the many females he keeps delivering freshly killed in the dp regions"
<to be continued>
"Good day Agents, you have all heard rumours that I'm about to retire and pass over the baton to someone among you, the new generation. Well the rumours have been right".
At this point, the room was so silent you could hear a thread of hay float in the air.
"but you all have different abilities that can make either one of you a great choice for the future of this agency. Since I have to select just one person out of you lot, I have therefore come to a conclusion that we'd have a wager."
Many agents shifted in their seats, some of the more experienced ones hid their emotions better.
"Through out my 45 years as an agent, I have caught many international spies, criminals and terrorists, but there have been 5 spies I could never catch, the elusive 5, I have decided that the position of Director of the agency will be handed over to whosoever catches the most criminals out of the elusive 5"
It was at this point that the newbie, Agent J blurted out a question "What if two agents apprehend two people out of the 5 each and another agent apprehends the last criminal, who among the prior 2 get the position"
The director replied, "They both get to share responsibilities and the salary I got as the single director of the agency will get halfed to accomodate both agents, so bottom line is don't fucking let someone get to share your glory"
He stared at all of their faces and saw the grim looks the agents were now giving each other and he knew they had gotten the message.
"Now to the elusive 5;
Number 5 on the list is Bitch Neptune:
Male crossdresser with a multiple personality of a woman,
believes herself to be a lesbian sometimes and to be bi-sexual at other times
Claims to Hate men"
"Number 4 on the list is the Dominatrix:
Nobody knows what her real name is, some say it's "Chioma", others say it's "J", Known for using curves as her major weapon, extremely dangerous, Claims to be submissive and also claims to hate 3somes"
"Number 3 on the list is the Piekuza:
Complex structured criminal organization working in the handling of bress and pies. Claims to hate burgers and mildly tolerate shawarma"
"Number 2 on the list is the Deejah:
She is not to be trifled with, well known for teasin her victims before leaving their bodies hanging upside down with their balls painted blue, major weapon of choice is bress and heat"
"And the elusive number one is the one known as Frost:
Nothing is known about him apart from his proof of existence being the many females he keeps delivering freshly killed in the dp regions"
<to be continued>
Watch out for Chapter 2
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